RESERVE NO. 01
AGED BOURBON
$89NOSE: OAK · VANILLA · FINANCIAL IRRESPONSIBILITY
WELCOME TO THE MEN'S FLOOR · OPEN LATE
CAN’T RUSH HIM.
THIS IS HIS SEPHORA.
He’s comparing the same 7 bottles again.
TAKE YOUR TIME · COMPARE EVERYTHING · HE’S STILL LOOKING · JUST ONE MORE AISLE · HE DOESN’T NEED IT · HE’S BUYING IT ANYWAY ·
01LIQUOR & BEERFRAGRANCE, BUT FLAMMABLE
THE PRIVATE RESERVE
THE COLLECTION
Notes of oak.
Hints of poor decisions.
IPA
SKU 018-HOPSRESERVE NO. 02
CRAFT IPA
$18NOTES: CITRUS · HOPS · “BRO YOU GOTTA TRY THIS ONE”
RESERVE NO. 03
MYSTERY BOTTLE
$74NOTES: SMOKE · CARAMEL · 45 MINUTES OF LABELS
02TOOLS & GEARNEW SHADES, SAME DRILL
FIVE NEARLY IDENTICAL FINISHES
TOOLS HE
ALREADY OWNS
But this one has more torque.
WHICH ONE?
ALL OF THEM.
REEL SHADE FINDER
03–04GAMING & COLLECTIBLESNO SHELF SPACE REQUIRED*
THE DROP
NEW ARRIVALS
He has no room for any of this.
RGB SHRINE$1,899REASON: FPS
NEED: NO
DESIRE: YES
NEED: NO
DESIRE: YES
COLLECTIBLE CREATURE$129RARITY: “LIMITED”
ACTUAL RARITY: UNCLEAR
FINANCIAL LOGIC: NONE
ACTUAL RARITY: UNCLEAR
FINANCIAL LOGIC: NONE
PLEASE PROCEED TO REGISTER 01
YOU’RE DONE.
HE’S NOT.
🥃🛠️▰ GPU🎣🐰⌚🥃🛠️
SEPHORA FOR HIM
REGISTER 01 · TAKE YOUR TIME
BOURBON $89
GPU $1,899
DRILL $249
FISHING REEL $329
COLLECTIBLE $129
RANDOM SHIT $412
SUBTOTAL $3,107
THINGS NEEDED 0
TIME SPENT 2H 43M
REWARDS EARNED
EMOTIONAL FULFILLMENT
LOYALTY STATUS
BLACK CARD DEGEN